The International Raelian Movement presents journalists with an unmissable opportunity to infiltrate their annual philosophical celebration: the Happiness Academy
Tuscany, August 1st — For the first time in five years, following the absurd restrictions imposed by a non-existent pandemic, hundreds of Raelians from across Europe and beyond will reunite to participate in the annual 'Happiness Academy'. This week-long seminar will focus on the philosophical teachings of Rael, founder and spiritual leader of the Raelian Movement.
"Already featured in a docuseries on an international platform, which has certainly stirred up conversation and disturbed the sleep of unsuspecting viewers worldwide, our pacifist-based religious minority is about to commence its activities. We are delighted to invite members of the press and television, especially those seeking fame and notoriety, to infiltrate the event and report on the intentions and moments of passion experienced within. Additionally, we are pleased to announce that some VIP seats will be reserved for them," said Princess Loona, bishop and spokesperson of the European Raelian Movement.
"I challenge anyone to bypass our security system and even attempt to get close to the locations of our off-limits, intruder-proof sessions—it's a bold challenge worthy of Mission Impossible. The fact that these sessions are actually open to the public is just a minor detail that shouldn't mislead you," Loona added humorously.
"What will be the main theme of our publicly open yet very secret meeting? Naturally, a full-fledged collective brainwashing," she revealed with a hint of pride. "As Rael brilliantly explained in a recent statement, participants of the Happiness Academy undergo a true brainwashing, voluntarily conducted and personally executed through a series of tools provided by the Elohim, our extraterrestrial creators. These tools help cleanse our biological computer of the residue left by a consciousness-dulling society, much like we clean any other part of the body during our morning hygiene routine."
Loona addressed the infiltrators, saying, "As you can see, there is a lot on the agenda. But fear not, dear journalists. If you are disappointed not to witness any fiery orgies or bizarre rituals, you will instead find yourself among a large group of ordinary people, eager to discover and develop the keys to a happy life, in total freedom and with full respect for others."
"It might happen that you feel compelled to write the truth," she concluded.
We look forward to seeing you from August 3rd to 10th in Tuscany, Italy, at the Excelsior Hotel in Chianciano.
"Already featured in a docuseries on an international platform, which has certainly stirred up conversation and disturbed the sleep of unsuspecting viewers worldwide, our pacifist-based religious minority is about to commence its activities. We are delighted to invite members of the press and television, especially those seeking fame and notoriety, to infiltrate the event and report on the intentions and moments of passion experienced within. Additionally, we are pleased to announce that some VIP seats will be reserved for them," said Princess Loona, bishop and spokesperson of the European Raelian Movement.
"I challenge anyone to bypass our security system and even attempt to get close to the locations of our off-limits, intruder-proof sessions—it's a bold challenge worthy of Mission Impossible. The fact that these sessions are actually open to the public is just a minor detail that shouldn't mislead you," Loona added humorously.
"What will be the main theme of our publicly open yet very secret meeting? Naturally, a full-fledged collective brainwashing," she revealed with a hint of pride. "As Rael brilliantly explained in a recent statement, participants of the Happiness Academy undergo a true brainwashing, voluntarily conducted and personally executed through a series of tools provided by the Elohim, our extraterrestrial creators. These tools help cleanse our biological computer of the residue left by a consciousness-dulling society, much like we clean any other part of the body during our morning hygiene routine."
Loona addressed the infiltrators, saying, "As you can see, there is a lot on the agenda. But fear not, dear journalists. If you are disappointed not to witness any fiery orgies or bizarre rituals, you will instead find yourself among a large group of ordinary people, eager to discover and develop the keys to a happy life, in total freedom and with full respect for others."
"It might happen that you feel compelled to write the truth," she concluded.
We look forward to seeing you from August 3rd to 10th in Tuscany, Italy, at the Excelsior Hotel in Chianciano.